$5 Billion Bailout for Porn Industry

That's right, when the economy suffers, people buy less porn, so naturally Girls Gone Wild should be on the latest list of congregational bailouts with our tax money:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b77925_francis_flynt_hustle_congress_por...
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-fede...

Never mind the $1.6 million Girls Gone Wild was sentenced to pay for criminal wrongdoing two years ago:
http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pr/2006/December/06_crt_831.html

I wonder if congress could give me some money?